This week's bama: Dudes that Review Bands for Rock Magzines (DRBRMs)
Hey guy, what did you study in school? Music Theory? Oh, you didn't? You went to journalism school and went to concerts and wrote about them for your school paper which came out once a week and like 4 people took seriously but most of the students just turned to the joke page where the faculty advisor would allow anything because he was all overly liberal and thought that free expression entailed a cartoon of the dean doing a beer bong hit with his pants around his ankles peeing on an alumni parade before a football game?
You're a bama bruh.
'The album's first track desperately seeks some grounding in the synthetic pop of the hey-day of the genre but has an unkeptness that debilitates its' introspective and poignant lyrics. The intense marksmanship of the haunting bass line provides a melodrama into the transience of the band's core epistemological quest at self discovery but sadly falls short of the grand decoverte.'
The first song has decent lyrics but isn't that good. Wow. You herb. Who does that? Seriously?
WTF.edu? Hey maybe if I overly complicate my snooty prose, I'll get taken seriously even though there is a 90% chance I'm a failed musician that will sit around and talk seriously with my other bama chums (note: bamas have chums) about the insipid nature of the music industry and whine about the lack of great bands these days?
Hi, I'm part of the problem, nice to meet you too. What's that? Yeah, I am that guy that writes those snarky reviews of bands in magazines that 8 people read. What's that? No I know you can't judge art and as much as I like or dislike something I know there are just as many people out there who feel the exact opposite... no I know that makes me a bagadouche.
So, did you dig the article?
We sure did bama. Talk to you never.